Starting Lineup:
QB: Tony RomoRB: Adrian Peterson
RB: Walter Payton
RB/WR: Megatron
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Marques Colston
TE: Eddie Van Halen
K: Joey Brown, my 10th grade crush
DEF: a school of piranhas
Bench:
Clinton Portis
Larry Fitzgerald
A Blue Whale
Bettie Page
Beowulf
Premarital Sex
Kurt Vonnegut
Brett Favre