Wednesday, July 30, 2008

My Fantasy Football Team

Starting Lineup: 
QB: Tony Romo
RB: Adrian Peterson
RB: Walter Payton
RB/WR: Megatron
WR: Reggie Wayne
WR: Marques Colston
TE: Eddie Van Halen
K: Joey Brown, my 10th grade crush
DEF: a school of piranhas  

Bench:
Clinton Portis
Larry Fitzgerald
A Blue Whale
Bettie Page
Beowulf
Premarital Sex
Kurt Vonnegut
Brett Favre